Pat from Pat's Fantasy Hotlist drew my attention to this thread over at the Westeros forums, featuring three hilarious pages of classic epic fantasy cover art, with titles lampooned by one Walter Paisley.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Maybe Star Wars really is the ultimate metaphor for life.  Just in time for the upcoming election, you can now study The Star Wars Guide to the Candidates, which brings us enlightenment via Craigslist.  Yes, right alongside requests for group sex with donkeys and offers to sell pee stained couches, sits the definitive voting aide.  I think this says more about our political system than the popularity of Star Wars.  Or, for that matter, group sex with donkeys.